1 00:00:04,250 --> 00:00:05,710 Last season on Future Man. 2 00:00:06,110 --> 00:00:10,270 Who are you people? The game is a recruitment and training tool sent back 3 00:00:10,270 --> 00:00:12,790 in time. You're going to help us save the world. You're the savior. 4 00:00:13,010 --> 00:00:15,910 The mission is to stop him from getting herpes, prevent him from becoming a 5 00:00:15,910 --> 00:00:18,970 scientist, and that he never creates the cure. I'm really sorry, Sue. 6 00:00:19,230 --> 00:00:23,350 Sorry he doesn't re-swab those urethras. That's enough, Dr. Camillo. I'm sorry, 7 00:00:23,430 --> 00:00:24,430 Dr. Kronish. Sue! 8 00:00:24,610 --> 00:00:25,610 Did I take your bench? 9 00:00:26,010 --> 00:00:27,009 I'm sorry. 10 00:00:27,010 --> 00:00:29,130 No, Sue, it's me. What is going on in this timeline? 11 00:00:29,510 --> 00:00:31,950 Hey, hey, hey, Jay Fuzz! You're home early, bro! 12 00:00:32,810 --> 00:00:35,730 His name is Joosh. That's the chronitorium where the super cure was 13 00:00:35,730 --> 00:00:38,490 engineered, where the biotics were born. No, if someone's going to kill Cronish, 14 00:00:38,630 --> 00:00:39,630 it should be me. 15 00:00:39,810 --> 00:00:43,170 I'll never forget what you did here. When that thing goes green, that means 16 00:00:43,170 --> 00:00:46,950 Cronish is dead and the final charge has been set. Then you guys get back to the 17 00:00:46,950 --> 00:00:48,890 future and do not come back for me no matter what. 18 00:00:53,370 --> 00:00:55,850 I did it! 19 00:00:56,350 --> 00:00:57,530 You did it, huh? 20 00:00:58,300 --> 00:01:02,340 I take you no word from your time-traveling pals, some friends. 21 00:01:37,550 --> 00:01:40,310 Fuck with me again. Yeah, there you go. Oh, yeah, you're struggling. 22 00:01:40,510 --> 00:01:42,410 I like that. It just gives me more power. 23 00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:44,330 Take it. Come on. 24 00:01:44,670 --> 00:01:45,850 That's right. There you go. 25 00:01:46,050 --> 00:01:47,029 How's that feel? 26 00:01:47,030 --> 00:01:49,630 Yeah. Shut that big mouth once and for all. 27 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:52,690 I tricked you with a worm, you idiot. 28 00:01:53,090 --> 00:01:55,370 That's right. I'm a man. You're a fish. 29 00:01:55,590 --> 00:01:57,530 I live in a house. You live in a lake. 30 00:01:57,770 --> 00:01:58,930 There you go. Stop fighting. 31 00:01:59,470 --> 00:02:00,470 Paul? 32 00:02:01,770 --> 00:02:03,950 Oh, jeez. 33 00:02:04,570 --> 00:02:05,570 You know... 34 00:02:05,580 --> 00:02:08,419 This fishing game? This is one of the best fishing games I've ever played. 35 00:02:08,479 --> 00:02:10,259 I've played a shitload of fishing games. 36 00:02:11,039 --> 00:02:14,260 Not on my work time, in my private time. I would never do anything while I'm 37 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:15,260 working for you, sir. 38 00:02:15,620 --> 00:02:16,620 Okay, cool. 39 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:18,020 One question, though. 40 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:19,800 How am I here? 41 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:23,820 The last thing I remember, I was in prison and there was this... Big flash 42 00:02:23,820 --> 00:02:24,659 of light, right? 43 00:02:24,660 --> 00:02:26,120 Wait, how do you know that? 44 00:02:34,090 --> 00:02:35,390 Let's go over it one more time. 45 00:02:35,810 --> 00:02:39,550 When you were in prison, you started seeing these flashes of light and having 46 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:40,870 seizures. Okay. 47 00:02:41,210 --> 00:02:43,390 Yeah, it was terrible. You know, gave you complete memory loss. 48 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:47,210 Doctors figured out it was because of the nuts in your prison food. Yeah, I 49 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:49,530 mean, I have a nut allergy, but it doesn't give me seizures. 50 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,030 Well, you have too many nuts. 51 00:02:51,430 --> 00:02:54,830 You shake like a maraca. So the prison had to decide whether or not to hire you 52 00:02:54,830 --> 00:02:58,730 a private chef or send you home under house arrest. But they figured, you 53 00:02:58,730 --> 00:03:01,230 know, hiring a private chef for the Corona bomber, it's a PR nightmare. 54 00:03:01,530 --> 00:03:02,530 So they sent you home. 55 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:04,100 And that wasn't a PR nightmare? 56 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:06,940 It's kind of like a pick-your-poison thing, you know, because now you're 57 00:03:06,940 --> 00:03:09,640 eating nut-free meals, but occasionally you'll see these flashes of light, and 58 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:12,060 then you'll forget everything, and I'll explain it to you, and it's super 59 00:03:12,060 --> 00:03:14,580 boring. I've, like, told you this story, like, 15 times. 60 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:20,780 Okay, and you and Tracy still work for me? 61 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:23,920 No, yeah, Tracy had a problem working for a terrorist. 62 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:28,120 Me? Not so much. As long as the check's clear, I'm still your man, J-Foats. 63 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:29,640 Hmm. 64 00:03:33,070 --> 00:03:37,970 But if I'm on house arrest, why don't I have an ankle bracelet on? I mean, 65 00:03:37,990 --> 00:03:39,790 what's to stop me from just walking out the door? 66 00:03:42,670 --> 00:03:45,430 The bullet I'd put in the back of your skull. 67 00:03:46,210 --> 00:03:47,210 Just kidding. 68 00:03:47,490 --> 00:03:49,430 I'd just pop your knee clean out. 69 00:03:51,450 --> 00:03:53,350 Pauly, is he seizing up again? 70 00:03:53,630 --> 00:03:56,510 Yeah, we got a regular Lucy Whitmore over here. That's the character 71 00:03:56,510 --> 00:04:00,970 portrayed by Drew Barrymore in the film. 50 First Dates. Please don't tell me you 72 00:04:00,970 --> 00:04:01,719 forgot that. 73 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:04,820 So you're, like, my personal guard now? 74 00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:08,160 Bingo. Whoa, Vermont fishing hole. 75 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:12,440 Hey, any nipples, Paulie? Pull up a pole, find out yourself, my friend. 76 00:04:12,580 --> 00:04:14,720 Wait, wait, hang on a second. That doesn't make any sense. 77 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:18,860 Prisons have to deal with food allergies on a daily basis. There must be 78 00:04:18,860 --> 00:04:21,540 thousands of options that are better than sending me home. 79 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,420 I'm a convicted terrorist. 80 00:04:23,820 --> 00:04:27,780 I was given 101 consecutive life sentences, and USA Today said that I was 81 00:04:27,780 --> 00:04:29,040 the most hated man in America. 82 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:31,080 Ooh, and the New York Post said you little boy blue. 83 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:32,620 B-L-E-W. 84 00:04:33,060 --> 00:04:37,040 Because you blew up the building, and you're small in stature. 85 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:48,040 Okay, so the terrorist gets the door. 86 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:04,600 Oh, shit! 87 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,300 Peenies! I didn't know they were in season. 88 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,560 Neither did I. 89 00:05:09,140 --> 00:05:11,980 I'm gonna have to pick up some of those for the widow Santiago. 90 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:16,560 Stu Camillo? 91 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:19,800 Stuart Gavin Camillo? 92 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:21,580 Ooh, who's that, old flame? 93 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:25,380 No, this is a guy that I used to work with, but I have no idea why he would 94 00:05:25,380 --> 00:05:26,319 send me flowers. 95 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:29,100 Hmm, but why do you think he might send you flowers? 96 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:33,710 I don't know. I just... Thought he always kind of hated me. 97 00:05:34,170 --> 00:05:35,170 Objection. 98 00:05:35,690 --> 00:05:36,690 Speculation. 99 00:05:37,290 --> 00:05:40,770 Let's get into the real. Yeah. Why does this guy hate you? 100 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:44,350 I really don't know. He was just always a dick to me. Really? 101 00:05:44,930 --> 00:05:47,170 For no reason. Why do you care? 102 00:05:47,410 --> 00:05:51,910 Don't you find it curious that a man you considered a dick would purchase this 103 00:05:51,910 --> 00:05:53,470 tasteful floral arrangement? 104 00:05:53,690 --> 00:05:56,490 Clearly this isn't a gas station impulse buy. 105 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:59,830 Yeah. These are Mallorcan peonies. Do you know what the street value of these 106 00:05:59,830 --> 00:06:01,230 are? I don't. No. 107 00:06:01,610 --> 00:06:02,650 $12.50 a bulb. 108 00:06:03,870 --> 00:06:08,810 I think I'm gonna go upstairs and lie down a little. This is all just sort 109 00:06:08,810 --> 00:06:09,810 of... Wait! 110 00:06:10,010 --> 00:06:11,670 Don't you want to write them a thank you note first? 111 00:06:13,030 --> 00:06:14,050 What? Yeah. 112 00:06:14,550 --> 00:06:17,950 Etiquette dictates when someone sends you flowers, you write them a thank you. 113 00:06:18,070 --> 00:06:18,849 Since when? 114 00:06:18,850 --> 00:06:22,390 Everyone knows you gotta write a note before the last petal falls. 115 00:06:22,630 --> 00:06:25,870 I don't want to say anything to Stu. Okay, fine, fine. I'll write. 116 00:06:26,290 --> 00:06:28,910 Dear Stu, thank you for the... 117 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:33,660 magnificent Mayor Campini's. Now, I'd like to add something personal, maybe 118 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:35,620 like a little inside joke that you and Stu share. 119 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,260 What would that be? What is the deal with you guys and Stu? 120 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,340 I barely even knew the guy. 121 00:06:40,620 --> 00:06:43,840 Whoa, hey, calm down, man. We're all friends here. 122 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:47,940 Yeah, you're all getting defensive about this Camillo fella. 123 00:06:48,860 --> 00:06:50,140 What does he have on you? 124 00:06:50,380 --> 00:06:51,359 Or you on him? 125 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,920 Nothing. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Answer our 126 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:56,660 questions about Stu Camillo and this will all be over. Stop. 127 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,620 Stop. Stop walking at me. 128 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:02,000 Hey. Die, resistance. 129 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:03,300 Stop! 130 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:07,260 Ninja star. 131 00:07:11,780 --> 00:07:12,260 I 132 00:07:12,260 --> 00:07:19,240 give that 133 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:20,240 entrance. 134 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:21,320 Two stars. 135 00:07:28,460 --> 00:07:30,240 What the hell is happening, guys? 136 00:07:31,020 --> 00:07:33,420 Skarsgard and Paul were biotics. I thought we saved the future. 137 00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:34,660 We did. 138 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:36,360 It's the present that's in danger. 139 00:07:36,580 --> 00:07:37,580 Your present. 140 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:38,900 Nice PJs. 141 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:40,199 All right. 142 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:44,260 Before we blew up the chronatorium, biotics executed murder protocol one. 143 00:07:44,970 --> 00:07:48,990 Oh, I don't like how that sounds at all. Yeah, no, you shouldn't. They activated 144 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:51,830 every biotic sleeper agent in the world for one singular mission. 145 00:07:52,090 --> 00:07:52,909 Killing you. 146 00:07:52,910 --> 00:07:53,910 What? 147 00:07:54,270 --> 00:07:58,470 Why? I'm being John Wicked? You must have sent your picture out before we 148 00:07:58,470 --> 00:07:59,229 blew up the lab. 149 00:07:59,230 --> 00:08:01,430 Called the last gasp of a dying civilization. 150 00:08:01,930 --> 00:08:05,510 Okay, but the future you guys went back to... Oh, it's perfect. 151 00:08:05,970 --> 00:08:07,210 Everything we dreamed of. 152 00:08:07,430 --> 00:08:08,409 Really? Yeah. 153 00:08:08,410 --> 00:08:11,130 It's a utopia inside of a paradise. 154 00:08:11,970 --> 00:08:13,370 We have robot butlers. 155 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,980 Tiger, that's... Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry. They're programmed 156 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:17,480 not to turn on us. Wow. 157 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:21,140 We saved the world. 158 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:26,720 You know, when I was in prison, I hoped against hope, and it kept me going, 159 00:08:26,820 --> 00:08:33,120 but... but knowing for sure... makes everything we went through worth it. 160 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:34,580 Kevin. 161 00:08:36,179 --> 00:08:40,080 Wait, if the future was perfect, then why... why'd you guys come back for me? 162 00:08:40,299 --> 00:08:41,440 Because you were in trouble, little buddy. 163 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:44,560 We looked up what happened to you. Oh, man. 164 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:48,480 It was tough living our lives, knowing those two had killed you so 165 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:52,780 horrifically. Yeah, you see, first rule of murder protocol one is to disrespect 166 00:08:52,780 --> 00:08:53,780 the body. 167 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:55,740 Oh! Yeah. 168 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,440 Where are my ears? 169 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:01,000 Oh, no, they're right... There they are. 170 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:02,540 Right inside that. 171 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:04,880 So... Oh, God, okay. 172 00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:09,080 No teammate of ours is gonna die like that. No. No, no, no. Thank you, guys. 173 00:09:09,260 --> 00:09:10,500 Hey, do you have any food? 174 00:09:10,940 --> 00:09:11,940 Yeah. 175 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,200 What the hell did you do to these vegetables? 176 00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:16,900 I poked them in duck fat. 177 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,900 That was so good. 178 00:09:21,140 --> 00:09:22,580 Can't remember the last time I had real food. 179 00:09:22,860 --> 00:09:24,340 Well, get used to it. 180 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:28,360 I'm going to be cooking like this all the time, using fresh local ingredients 181 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,360 wherever we go. 182 00:09:30,140 --> 00:09:31,140 Go. 183 00:09:31,290 --> 00:09:33,890 I mean, shouldn't I be, like, laying low and hiding out if biotics are hunting 184 00:09:33,890 --> 00:09:36,870 me? I'd wait for them to come to us. Fuck no. We're bringing the fight to 185 00:09:36,870 --> 00:09:39,070 them. Yeah, they're spread all around the world. 186 00:09:39,290 --> 00:09:43,930 From the white sand beaches of Rio de Janeiro to the great pyramids of Giza. 187 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:45,990 We're gonna go to all those places? 188 00:09:47,390 --> 00:09:48,870 How many sleepers are left? 189 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:50,790 Well, after this little episode, 12. 190 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:53,650 Each in a location more exotic than the last. 191 00:09:53,950 --> 00:09:55,930 You know, I sort of just feel like... 192 00:09:56,550 --> 00:10:00,210 Bringing me to them might be putting me in, like, unnecessary danger. Well, 193 00:10:00,310 --> 00:10:02,390 that's where things get real interesting. 194 00:10:02,990 --> 00:10:06,950 Because once you inject this, they'll be the ones in danger. 195 00:10:07,590 --> 00:10:13,550 CATG-6, a.k.a. Globby Plast 9, a.k.a. Super Serum 14. 196 00:10:13,870 --> 00:10:17,930 It's gonna make you faster, stronger, smarter, and you'll be able to walk into 197 00:10:17,930 --> 00:10:21,350 a room and feel instantly confident, no matter the situation. 198 00:10:22,670 --> 00:10:23,810 Really? Yeah. 199 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:28,080 This is awesome. 200 00:10:28,740 --> 00:10:32,580 This is incredible. We're going to be kicking ass side by side, just the three 201 00:10:32,580 --> 00:10:33,580 of us? Not exactly. 202 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:44,320 Got the Shield Sphere app? Should keep us off their scanners for now. 203 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,560 There'll be four of us. 204 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:49,580 Meet Fox, new tech expert. She may look like a nerd, but you'll be glad to have 205 00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:50,920 her when she hacks us into the Kremlin. 206 00:11:00,690 --> 00:11:01,690 Hi. 207 00:11:02,210 --> 00:11:04,310 Putterman. Josh Putterman. 208 00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:06,090 Welcome to my time. 209 00:11:06,550 --> 00:11:07,550 A little bit of luck. 210 00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:08,910 Maybe it'll become yours. 211 00:11:09,170 --> 00:11:10,350 I like the click of your keyboard. 212 00:11:10,710 --> 00:11:11,710 But be careful. 213 00:11:11,970 --> 00:11:13,750 My spell check doesn't miss a word. 214 00:11:13,950 --> 00:11:16,550 Oh, we'll have to anti-disestablishmentarianism that. 215 00:11:17,430 --> 00:11:18,329 Serum's working. 216 00:11:18,330 --> 00:11:19,330 Instant chemistry. 217 00:11:19,570 --> 00:11:22,670 All right, I've triangulated the location of our first target. 218 00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:25,050 The Ice Hotel in Helsinki. 219 00:11:25,290 --> 00:11:27,710 Ah, yeah, I've always wanted to visit. Well, you better pack a parpa. 220 00:11:28,010 --> 00:11:32,130 and a tuxedo this is a shadow op threat level nine youtube pausing his newlyweds 221 00:11:32,130 --> 00:11:36,390 infiltrating a nordic sex cult murder protocol one dictates to kill on sight 222 00:11:36,390 --> 00:11:40,310 no questions asked we're really gonna have to sell newlyweds with insatiable 223 00:11:40,310 --> 00:11:45,630 sexual appetites are you up for that i mean yes i will try 224 00:11:45,630 --> 00:11:51,070 wait did you say kill on sight no questions asked 225 00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:54,540 Because those two asked me a bunch of questions. What are you talking about? 226 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:57,280 This whole morning, they could have just killed me, and instead they asked me a 227 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,540 bunch of questions about Stu Camillo. 228 00:11:58,740 --> 00:12:00,060 Why would they ask about Stu? 229 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:02,300 I don't know, but they were extremely persistent. 230 00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:05,480 No, I don't like this one bit. What are they planning? If they're breaking MP1, 231 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:06,520 it must be important. 232 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,840 Fox, hack into the internet. 233 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,900 Find out everything you can about Stu Camillo. Already on it. 234 00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:16,600 You didn't tell him anything important about Stu, did you? 235 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:19,340 Oh, no, no, no. I don't know anything important about Stu. What does he have 236 00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:20,400 on you? Or are you on him? 237 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:23,700 What does he have on him? 238 00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:24,940 Or you on him? 239 00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:32,639 Uh, nothing. 240 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:37,940 No, no, no, nothing. Um... But I did just remember that I... I think I have a 241 00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:40,080 Patagonia gift card upstairs in my room. 242 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,700 I'm gonna go grab it. Gear up for Helsinki. 243 00:12:42,940 --> 00:12:43,940 Back in a jiff! 244 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:47,240 What? 245 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,120 I know you got it somewhere. 246 00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:00,660 Splink! 247 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:07,940 What the fuck is happening? 248 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:16,540 Oh, Josh, come on. We're finding all kinds of great stuff here on the 249 00:13:16,540 --> 00:13:17,580 internet. Cool. 250 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:22,120 Hey, um, you know, I just thought of something that actually might be really 251 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,120 useful about Stu. 252 00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:24,700 Really? What? 253 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:28,540 It was something that you told me that he told you when you guys went on that 254 00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:31,550 date. Remember the whale-watching date? 255 00:13:32,190 --> 00:13:35,170 Yeah, well, he said a lot of things, so what specifically? 256 00:13:35,770 --> 00:13:38,570 Yeah, I can't remember. You said it was something that was really, really 257 00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:42,950 important, and he told you right before the humpback charged your boat. Well, to 258 00:13:42,950 --> 00:13:45,290 be honest, after I saw that angry spout, it just all went blank. 259 00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:50,750 Wrong. You've never seen a spout. You are never this nice to me, and you? 260 00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:52,690 You're Splink Girl. 261 00:13:53,090 --> 00:13:55,290 What the fuck is going on? Somebody give me some answers. 262 00:13:56,140 --> 00:13:59,500 This will all be over soon. Just tell us why you would be a threat to Stu 263 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,300 Camillo. You must know his weakness. 264 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:02,760 Some of his secrets. 265 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,820 I don't know anything about Stu Camillo, okay? He's a tertiary character in my 266 00:14:06,820 --> 00:14:07,820 life. Tell us. 267 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:08,980 He's tertiary. 268 00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:11,680 God damn it. Stop talking. No! 269 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:13,460 He's tertiary. 270 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:41,500 I told you not to repeat the question sequence, and you made him suspicious. 271 00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:45,560 You're worse than Hera. Don't compare me to Hera. Too late. I already did. How 272 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,840 long until the simulation reboots? I don't know. He glitched the whole thing. 273 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,580 Glitched it? He crashed it. 274 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,980 Oh, shit. 275 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:57,440 We're gonna need Apollo? 276 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:33,680 You're safe now. 277 00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:37,300 Let me get this neurocap off you. You'll be a lot more comfortable. 278 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,720 The hell was that? 279 00:15:44,180 --> 00:15:45,800 Where am I? That was a simulation. 280 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:49,600 Crafted from your own consciousness, but controlled by outside operators. 281 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:52,800 And you are in a cave. 282 00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,200 Don't squirm. 283 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,160 It only makes the cerebroderm stickier. 284 00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:12,360 I can't remember coming here. We had to remove a small portion of your memory so 285 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:13,880 you would not suspect you were in a sip. 286 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,460 Don't worry. It's just spinal fluid. 287 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:27,440 There. 288 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,260 Good as new. No, bad. 289 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:30,760 Bad. Still bad. 290 00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:34,420 Who are you? 291 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,280 What the fuck is going on? 292 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:41,180 My name is Athena, and I'm sorry you had to go through that. I assure you, it was 293 00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:42,180 for your own safety. 294 00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:46,680 The truth is so shocking. We felt assimilation was a more humane way to 295 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,640 ease you into it. I really think you should lie down for this. 296 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,460 Okay. 297 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:13,480 My comrades and I traveled back in time to find you because we believe you may 298 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,099 be the only person with the skills to save our world. 299 00:17:16,819 --> 00:17:17,819 The savior. 300 00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:19,800 I know, it boggles the mind. 301 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:26,680 But you must believe me. In 2026, Dr. Stu Camillo will create a super cure for 302 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,840 all diseases leading to a global war. 303 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,680 Between the ones who receive the cure and the ones who don't? 304 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,280 Well, yes, exactly. But there's no way you could possibly know that. 305 00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:37,420 Yeah, I know it because I lived it. 306 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,940 God damn it, it didn't work. 307 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,580 I don't understand. 308 00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:46,820 I fought. 309 00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:48,720 I struggled. 310 00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:53,420 I suffered. I sacrificed. I saw a girl's head get blown up in my face, and I end 311 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:54,560 up in the exact same place. 312 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:02,860 Okay, so... Stu was the new Cronish. Same shit, different fucking timeline. 313 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,420 So you're a time warrior? 314 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:10,840 Yeah. 315 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,680 Yeah, I guess you could say that. 316 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,800 Then you know the stakes we face. 317 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:19,620 The fate of humanity is in the balance. We need you. 318 00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:27,200 You know, after spending a year in the prison for the criminally insane, for 319 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:33,020 apparently no reason, I don't really feel like being a savior anymore. 320 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:38,990 That's the last thing I wanted to do. 321 00:18:40,130 --> 00:18:41,130 Rest. 322 00:18:57,690 --> 00:18:58,690 Seriously? 323 00:18:59,650 --> 00:19:01,270 Great way to treat your savior, thank you. 324 00:19:19,050 --> 00:19:20,350 Here. Eat something. 325 00:19:21,070 --> 00:19:22,070 I'm not hungry. 326 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:26,730 Being in the sim cranks your metabolism 14.6 times normal. You're in a caloric 327 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:29,110 freefall. You risk hypo-autocannibalization. 328 00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:30,970 All right, how about this? 329 00:19:31,190 --> 00:19:33,370 How about I start by gnawing on my fucking leg? 330 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,490 Why am I shackled to the bed? 331 00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:37,050 The restraint is for your safety. 332 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:42,930 I once saw a man flail so violently from post-sim hallucinations, he shattered 333 00:19:42,930 --> 00:19:43,789 his femur. 334 00:19:43,790 --> 00:19:47,010 The jagged bone ripped right through the meat of his thigh. All right, fine, 335 00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:48,150 just... Leave it on. 336 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:52,760 Easy on the liquids. 337 00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:55,680 The tranq we gave you can lead to bladder control issues. 338 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,340 I play a lot of video games, okay? 339 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,620 I have no problem holding my you. 340 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,740 Understood. You know, putting me in that sim and making me think that I'd saved 341 00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:05,740 the world was pretty mean. 342 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:09,280 We didn't make you think you saved the world. That part was a projection of 343 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:10,280 your own subconscious. 344 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:13,740 All we controlled were the questions about Stu. You filled in the rest. So 345 00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:17,120 you... You hijacked my brain just to ask me questions about Stu Camillo? 346 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,820 Yes, but the simulation told us so much more. 347 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,420 We thought it was something you knew. 348 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,060 It turns out it's something you are. 349 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,400 What am I? 350 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:34,840 That's what we're here to find out. There's a power in you greater than any 351 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:35,840 we've ever seen. 352 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,160 Like a superpower? 353 00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:40,140 Exactly. 354 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,600 Now, I understand you've been through something like this before. 355 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:48,460 And I know why you're hesitant to try it again. But if you'll join us, I promise 356 00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:51,580 you, it'll be different this time. You won't end up behind bars. 357 00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:54,140 You'll end up in the history books. 358 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,440 As the greatest hero the world has ever known. 359 00:21:00,580 --> 00:21:01,700 And if I say no? 360 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,680 We'll wipe your memory and put you right back in prison. 361 00:21:03,980 --> 00:21:05,320 You can do that? Of course. 362 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:09,140 The only side effect would be the lingering sensation that something was 363 00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:11,920 off. But you would never really be able to tell what it was. It would just be 364 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,100 there, gnawing at you. 365 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,400 Never more than a shadow. 366 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,920 That sounds like it would drive me insane. 367 00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:21,460 Okay. 368 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,740 Okay, if I do this, it is not to make it into the history books. 369 00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:28,940 It's to make sure there's still a history to be written about. 370 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:31,860 Inside of history books. 371 00:21:32,820 --> 00:21:33,820 Well said, Josh. 372 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,000 So, does that mean you're in? 373 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:39,840 Call me Josh. 374 00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:42,380 I'm in. 375 00:21:42,659 --> 00:21:43,880 Welcome to the Pointed Circle. 376 00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:46,379 Pointed Circle? 377 00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:47,359 That's a cool name. 378 00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:51,500 Oh, that also explains the, uh, Pointed Circle. 379 00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:54,580 Yeah. 380 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,600 There's some others who are going to want to meet you. 381 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:59,020 Odin, Vishnu, Muluku, Zeno. 382 00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:01,560 Yeah, I'd love to meet the whole gang. 383 00:22:01,860 --> 00:22:04,520 And as a member of the Pointed Circle, you'll need a codename as well. 384 00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:06,220 Okay. 385 00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:08,060 How does Jesus sound to you? 386 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:11,680 He's a little risky. 387 00:22:12,670 --> 00:22:13,670 Mama? 388 00:22:13,950 --> 00:22:15,590 Yeah, Jesus is fine. Good. 389 00:22:15,950 --> 00:22:16,950 Eat your supper. 390 00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:18,530 I'll return soon with the others. 391 00:22:31,510 --> 00:22:32,510 Oh. 392 00:22:32,930 --> 00:22:34,230 Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 393 00:22:34,590 --> 00:22:35,590 Stop, stop, stop, stop. 394 00:22:36,330 --> 00:22:37,610 Shit. Shit. 395 00:22:39,590 --> 00:22:41,250 I can't be seeing you like this. 396 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:29,000 Juicer's on board. We need all techs working on an upload machine. 397 00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:34,080 You're so convinced this will work, but how do you know he's the one? 398 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,480 We crash the simulation in less than ten minutes. 399 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:41,180 We harness that power and use it to bring down the entire system, then we 400 00:23:41,180 --> 00:23:44,120 strike. The attack is on launch day. We'll need to weaponize him before then. 401 00:23:44,180 --> 00:23:46,240 It'll take some time to replicate the induction cortex. 402 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,820 You'll have to keep him calm till then. That won't be a problem. 403 00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:50,060 Okay. 404 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:52,280 Because this procedure will 100% kill him. 405 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:54,580 Kill him? Soldiers die for lesser causes. 406 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,060 This death will be the first, but it won't be the last. 407 00:23:57,380 --> 00:23:58,480 A war is coming. 408 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,240 It's time we took back control. 409 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,240 Oh god, they're gonna kill me. 410 00:24:39,290 --> 00:24:40,290 Nighty-night. 411 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:53,430 Let the door open. 412 00:24:57,990 --> 00:25:00,430 When they ripped out your tongue, did they get your brain, too? 413 00:25:01,070 --> 00:25:02,070 I can't. 414 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,209 You know what? 415 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:06,230 Don't. Spread out. Search the halls. He can't have gotten far. 416 00:25:07,050 --> 00:25:08,090 Achilles will hear of this. 417 00:25:39,310 --> 00:25:40,310 God, it stinks in here. 418 00:25:40,950 --> 00:25:42,370 Yeah, I know. This cave is nasty. 419 00:25:42,610 --> 00:25:43,610 I don't like it. 420 00:25:44,190 --> 00:25:46,870 You know last week, I caught Apollo pissing in that corner? 421 00:25:47,090 --> 00:25:48,350 I do not let him near me. 422 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:11,240 Did you do 423 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:19,440 that? 424 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,660 Cyrus, Ganesh, check that out. 425 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:52,840 Hachi machi.